My New Honey Mustard- and Moussaka-Loving Coworker

I have a coworker now! His name is Archie Carlo and he's a native Louisvillian (I think that's the term). He favors orange and white stripes and likes to take a nap in the afternoon after working intensely for a few hours.

He's really good company when I'm sitting at my desk working during the day but he's much more curious about my lunch and beverages than coworkers I've had in the past! Salad with honey mustard dressing and moussaka drive him especially crazy. Also, he has a terribly inappropriate habit of biting my toes under the desk. HR is going to talk to him about that... Interesting that, although he kind of likes the fancy toys we got him, his favorite toys are a dried leaf and crumpled balls of paper. Go figure!